by Brian Matthew Kessler
There was once a bully. He used to beat up little kids. There was a new kid in the town. The bully went to beat the new kid up. It turned out the new kid was just released from a mental ward for killing a different bully. When the bully approached the new kid, the new kid pulled out a nine millimeter and shot the bully in the head.
The moral of this story is as follows: If you insist on making an ass of yourself, then don't be surprised if you should find yourself with an additional hole.