FemSpec To whom it may concern,
Department of English
Cleveland, Ohio 44115
To whom it may concern,
Please find attached one check for the sum of $10.00. This check is for the purchase of one issue of your literary journal. It is my understanding that Professor Marleen Barr, teaching Science Fiction: New Novels and Humor at Montclair State University, has worked out some agreement with you or your staff such that this should be sufficient. I do not have a copy of your subscription form; I'll assume someone over there can read well enough to extract the necessary information from this letter. Don't bother looking for communist or feminist interpretations of this text - you won't find any (and if you do, I'll call you a pathetic fool to your face).
-Brian Matthew Kessler